INTERVIEW FOR who knows whom.... (with Hellhound Warpig)

Tell me about your first steps in metal???

HW: Hello. I am Hellhound Warpig. I am 14 years old. I collect stamps and baseball hats. I seek for penpals from all over the world, so if you're interested in fishing, jogging and healthy food, contact me. I wanna make friends with all of you! Hmmm, I guess I've mistaken the answers. Hail Satan! My first steps in metal reach back to earlier decades, when my older friends introduced me to bands like Death, Hellhammer, Venom, Destruction, Assassin and all this sort of shit. So it followed, years have passed and I am still here, watching my old pals wimping out one by one, hahaha.

How would you react when a poser comes to you, and say that you are untrue, that you are not a real metalhead!!!

HW: It happens everyday here, you know!? If I wanted to smack them all, I would be spending days on hunting them, while there are better things to do. Actually, nobody in Poland listens to kinds of "retro" music, but when they see a person wearing bulletbelt of a band like ours they come up and call us trendy. Pathetic country with a scene full of losers.

Make a sentence with this 5 words, aids, mother mary, maggots , nail, booze

HW: Drink your booze then nail Mother Mary to the cross, fuck her maggots-filled ass until you get AIDS from her. If you like!

End this 3 sentences:
When I’m dead I want to come: back as a living dead headbanger. Fuck off!
My favorite vomit position is: kneeling. Unfortunately I have nothing to say then, just break down on my knees and puke till I get better or fall asleep any near my vomits.
Nothing more is better than big tits and fat asses, only my girlfriends big tits and ass. I tell you, she knows the deal!

What is metal band who don’t drink alcohol for you???

HW: You've mistaken something. It's not METAL band then, just disco crap. Most likely shorthaired.

When you can choose between the following two countrys, which would you choose and why??
- a desert without vegetation, but filled with guitars, amps, drums, and a bass
- a country with flowers, beer, bitches, steaks, pommes, but without instruments

HW: I guess I would choose the country with beer, steaks and so on. Then I would gather other metalheads, we would eat all the fucking food, drink all the beer and shit then we would invade the other country and live forever loud and proud! 666!

When you meet jesus christ, how do you get him to a real metal head, and antichrist???

HW: I personally believe that Jesus was an UFO. But then if my theory isn't right, I suppose he was a metalhead after all. At least he had a long hair, that's why they probably crucified him, but he served us well - thanks to his death, thousands of black metal bands have something to sing about, haha. But if he really was not a metalhead, but an average discofan, I might just play him some Sarcofago records and I guarantee you he would turn into a wild headbanger. Or die.

Tell me about your lifeacting, what is for you a great life gig???

HW: I don't know if I understood the question. Do you mean live-performances? We never played any, unfortunately. We're just two-piece band, unable to play live which sucks bigtime.

What are the first 5 minds, when you hear the word metal???

HW: Obvious - chains, leather, spikes, bullets, metalized blood!

Why is your band metal, what are the reasons for that????

HW: We are metal, because we heard that chicks love longhaired, evil, very evil dudes! Why else??? We want to be like Varg Vikernes.

When I could be the devil I would...

HW: ...most likely live long and prosper, eh? In a good company! Dead and Euronymous say hi, by the way.

What would you do, who would you react when the new world law calls: no metal, no beer, no sex???????

HW: Start an extreme beer/metal/sex underground, fight with the oppression and die for metal ideals! Or maybe just start killing people, because it would be too boring without these three important aspects of living, hehe.

In which period into the past want you to go????

HW: I don't have any strong interests in history. I like the living in the era we are now, but I might like moving back in time if I had a possibilities. Then I would use my imagination, yeah hahaha!

When I could start the 3. worldwar, I would first destroy...

HW: ...earth. No wars. Global deathrape now.

When your doctor says that when you the next time bang your head you get a deadly neckbreak, how would you react???

HW: Oh fuck, now you got me. I have no idea. I would probably travel somewhere to see Venom live, so I would end my headbanging career with pride!

Some last words???

HW: Bang your head for Satan!!!

Very thanx for the alcoview.

HW: Sure thing dude, stay sick as you are, until we meet in drinking chaos!